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Woman's work lunch slated as she slaps unusual fruit on top of hummus
A woman has caused controversy after sharing her lunch online, and people were all wondering why there are random slices of fruit in the salad, and the hummus too
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'I get insulted after spending £35k to cover body in tattoos - but I'm mature'
Security guard Alberto Rodriguez Varela Grandal loves tattoos, so much so that he's covered all of his skin in a thick layer of black and now people are insulting him
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Man so annoyed by potholes he's filling them with Pot Noodles to get them fixed
One man is on a mission to solve the 'state of UK roads' by filling potholes with Pot Noodles - he's fed up of driving over them and wants the government to listen after a decade of campaigning
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Man dubbed Testicle King lives on diet of uncooked animal genitals and raw meat
Pauly Long, 31, originally from Philadelphia, US, eats six to eight eggs, four to six pieces of bacon, a big steak and some kind of organ meat, mostly a liver, heart or testicle a day
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Man gobsmacked after finding creepy 'devil trap' under carpet while redecorating
A man has taken to Reddit to share how he discovered a giant pentagram carved into his floorboards when redecorating his new house, saying he has no idea who put it there or why
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Furious mum says school lets daughter 'go hungry' as they ban snacks from home
A woman was left baffled at the policy at her daughter's school, as it stated kids were not allowed to take in their own snacks - but other parents have defended the rule
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Neighbour's threatening note orders mum to keep kids quiet between 7am and 7pm
A mum was left dumfounded after her neighbour sent her a note, threatening to contact the building manager if she doesn't stop her kids from 'banging' around all day
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'Death simulator' shows what it's like to die - and there's no bright light
Have you ever wondered what happens when you die? Well now you can find out, thanks to an unusual VR simulation which lets you face a 'near death experience' - people say it causes 'panic'
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Man accidentally buys 60 pairs of reading glasses after misreading the order
A man was left baffled at why his parcel was so full when he thought he'd only ordered one pack of reading glasses - but he'd actually ordered 60 individual pairs, leaving his son in stitches
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'Worst house in UK' for sale with sprawled graffiti, litter and warning signs
A house-hunter was left confused and sad after seeing the state of a bungalow in Bradford which contained graffiti, litter, and warning signs - but it costs just £15,000
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Woman dubbed 'Jesus' in honour of ingenious trick to sneak wine into a festival
Alexandria Funnell found an ingenious way to get a bottle of red wine past security at a music festival with a £1.42 loaf of sourdough bread - she's being called 'Jesus' for it
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Woman claims cat has a 'Scouse' accent - and very Liverpudlian meow
Social media has been left in stitches after one woman pointed out that a cat sounded like it was meowing in a Scouse accent - and people said once it had been highlighted, they couldn't un-hear it
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Man's in-flight rant over carry-on luggage being in 'wrong spot' sparks debate
A man has sparked a debate on social media after insisting that people put their carry-on luggage in specific places on a plane - but some refuse to comply with his wishes
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'I dress dead people for a living - I take requests for what they should wear'
Daimon Winters earns his money by looking after hospital patients who have already died, and gets them ready for their funeral by dressing them in their best outfits
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People are only just discovering what IKEA means - and how to pronounce it
Have you ever wondered where the name IKEA comes from while trawling around the store on the hunt for homeware and delicious meatballs? Its origin is all to do with its founder
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Mortified mum 'never wants to see neighbours again' after they 'invade' bedroom
A mum has been left gobsmacked after returning from a holiday only to find that her neighbours had secretly been in her house and given her bedroom a 'makeover' while she was away
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Children 'disappointed' after discovering what end of rainbow really looks like
A mum expressed her children's 'disappointment' after they stumbled across the phenomenon of what the 'end of a rainbow' really looks like after believing the old folktale
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Optical illusion so tough only 'two per cent' of people can see hidden image
A newly surfaced optical illusion has left people stumped - as allegedly only two per cent of people can spot the four women that are hidden in a sketch created by Ukrainian artist Oleg Shupliak
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Mum blasted for naming daughter 'after a fart' shares new son's name
Abbie Herbert, 25, from the US, hit back at trolls after they criticised a video she shared on TikTok of herself and her daughter, who she welcomed in May this year
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Pet owner 'devastated' after watching thief steal £2k parrot on doorbell cam
Two brazen thieves were shockingly caught on a doorbell camera snatching an African Grey Parrot called Luna, worth $2,500 (£2,045), from its owner's home in California
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Travellers shaken as pilot falls ill on flight and passenger has to land plane
The flight safely landed safely back at Nevada two hours after take-off from Las Vegas after an off-duty pilot stepped in to save the day following a medical incident
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Woman mortified as colleague brings scales to work and starts weighing people
A woman has revealed her disgust as her colleagues are openly weighing themselves in front of each other in the office - all while management 'doesn't seem bothered' about the issue
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Plane passenger so grossed out by neighbour's breath he writes pleading note
A man desperately scribbled a note on a napkin to beg a member of cabin crew to help him out when he realised that the person sitting next to him on the plane was emitting a certain funk
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'My boss keeps harassing my personal phone while I'm on holiday - it's wrong'
A woman was left baffled when her boss asked her to do a task when she was off work - and once she did it, the floodgates opened for more requests from other colleagues
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People are just discovering what the ridges on Ritz crackers are actually for
A man has left people utterly mind-blown after unveiling a hidden function on Ritz crackers - it turns out the finely scalloped edge is far more than merely aesthetic