22 March 2023 , 20:50
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A new book parodying Prince Harry’s memoir Spare is set to hit the shelves on April Fools Day - “frostbite and all”.
Promising to go “deep inside the castle walls”, the new publication mocks the Duke of Sussex’s recently released novel.
Titled Spare Us! A Harrody, its front cover features the prince’s face but with tape over his mouth.
Among the revelations includes when Harry detailed his painful experience with frostbite — which he said affected his ears, cheeks and 'todger' — following a 200-mile Arctic charity walk.
The spoof biography also mocks Harry’s decision to tell all about his life in his own book while, at the same time, seeking privacy.
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A release by publishers Hachette reads: “He was born into an ancient, powerful dynasty and, through no fault of his own, became one of the most recognisable men on the planet.
Spare Us is due for publication on April Fools Day
The couple have been the but of several jokes recently (PA)“His life was a constant barrage of press intrusion and manipulation until, finally, he demanded that it stop.
“In order to get the privacy he so craved, he has written a frostbite-and-all book that goes deep inside the castle walls and exposes every shouting match, fist-fight, betrayal, teddy bear, awkward hug and tear-stained wedding rehearsal for the world to feast their eyes on.
"All for privacy! This is his story."
The publisher was also behind parody versions of Enid Blyton books.
Last month the Duke and Duchess were mercilessly mocked in South Park where they were depicted as the “Prince and Princess of Canada” on a “worldwide privacy tour”.
The Duke of Sussex's book Spare was released earlier this year (Beata Zawrzel/NurPhoto/REX/Shutterstock)Prince Harry's recent book Spare was satirised as one called Waaagh and Meghan is described as a "sorority girl, actress, influencer, and victim".
The cartoon took several swipes at the characters which was enjoyed by a number of their critics in the UK who lapped up accusations they were considering legal action.
The cartoon even goes as far as depicting a gulf between them and the rest of the and also referenced Harry's frost-bitten penis.
On the cartoon the Royal couple, who looked and dressed like Harry and Meghan, stormed out of an interview after the host said: "Isn't it true, sir, that your questionable wife has her own TV show and hangs out with celebrities and does fashion magazines?
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"Well, I just think some people might say that your Instagram-loving b**** wife actually doesn't want her privacy."