Woman goes to extreme lengths to stop boyfriend hearing her on the toilet
When you're in the throes of romance, the truth is, you're likely trying to put a bit of a show on for your partner. And that might include keeping any gross habits away from them. Unfortunately, whilst we all know that going to the toilet for a number two is totally normal and something every living creature does daily, you may want to keep it something separate and private from your partner at all costs.
This was the case for 34-year-old Kayleigh, who was so paranoid about giving her boyfriend the ick that when she needed to go for a poo, she decided to take an incredibly extreme measure so he wouldn't hear - she even pooed in a Tesco bag for life.
She said that she didn't want him to be "traumatised" by her "bodily functions", so she snuck off and did her business in private. "It did the trick because he had no idea what I was up to. We were together for nine years after that", she admitted to the Daily Star.
Kayleigh remembered it was when they'd first got together, and the walls were paper thin so if she went to the loo normally, her partner would've definitely heard her - so she weighed up her options and decided that she couldn't possibly risk that, as she wanted to be fancied. She recalled that it "Really wasn't worth the risk."
The alternative toilet trip saw her wipe with a tea towel after the incident, then throwing the evidence away. She recalled that he didn't suspect a thing and even "slept through it all."
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And when she admitted what had happened three years later - her boyfriend wasn't fussed. "I would be flattered personally if someone went to all that bother and dumped in a bag for me," she said - and people have found her honesty hilarious on social media. Kayleigh said, however, that she doesn't think she'll ever "live it down."
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